Interview: Little Mac

Recently I had the honor of interviewing General George Brinton McClellan via Zoom. A figure of considerable controversy, and declared the worst general of the Civil War by no less an authority than his biographer Stephen W. Sears, McClellan created the Army of the Potomac and was idolized by his men.

Interviewer: Thank you, General McClellan, for agreeing to this interview. I realize that it was a logistical stretch.
GBM: Tut tut; I can do it all.
KG: Does it surprise you that I have chosen you for my first interview?
GBM: Not in the least. One naturally chooses the best general of the war—even ignorant small fry like yourself.

KG: Actually, General Sir, you were chosen for exactly the opposite reason. Our most reliable authority on you, and on your greatest battle, Stephen Sears, has identified you as the worst general of the war. Comments?
GBM: I have not heard of this individual, nor do I recognize his authority, Sir!
KG: Did you recognize President Lincoln’s authority?

Recently I had the honor of interviewing General George Brinton McClellan via Zoom. A figure of considerable controversy, and declared the worst general of the Civil War by no less an authority than his biographer Stephen W. Sears, McClellan created the Army of the Potomac and was idolized by his men.

Interviewer: Thank you, General McClellan, for agreeing to this interview. I realize that it was a logistical stretch.
GBM: Tut tut; I can do it all.
KG: Does it surprise you that I have chosen you for my first interview?
GBM: Not in the least. One naturally chooses the best general of the war—even ignorant small fry like yourself.

KG: Actually, General Sir, you were chosen for exactly the opposite reason. Our most reliable authority on you, and on your greatest battle, Stephen Sears, has identified you as the worst general of the war. Comments?
GBM: I have not heard of this individual, nor do I recognize his authority, Sir!
KG: Did you recognize President Lincoln’s authority?